So today I started to realize something: I quite enjoy being away from Utah for the reason of avoiding some of the awful trends that Utahns, for some unknown reason, have caught onto.
Since I have been here.. I have not seen any of the following, thank the lord.
(I'm sorry if this offends any of you.. but don't take it personally)
First- These awful things.
"The bitch from my school sells those, she would wear those..." -Connor Harrison
Second- DUN DUN DUN
Third- The Utah Poof
Fourth- This stupid thing and all the merch it's on.
Fifth- The multi-colored hair